-Hidden objects should not touch each other or be clumped together.
-There must be at least twelve (12) items hidden in every hidden picture submission.
-A good hidden object is an optical illusion. It is something that appears to be something else.
-Avoid abstractions that readers might have a hard time identifying like “textual criticism” or “pain.”
-Do not hide pairs of raisins as they can be mistaken for something else altogether.
-Do not hide any objects in the rear end or crotch area of any character or animal.
-But if you do that, send them directly to me, the editor. I’ve got a file. It’s awesome.
-Do not hide a name or your own name in the puzzle accompanied by “rules” or “rulez.” “Rulz!” though, IS acceptable.
-“Open bear mouth in the shape of an apple” – been done to death, people.
-Please no hidden scatological references. They MUST be in plain sight.
-Do not hide “tumors” inside of characters. This is upsetting and they may be mistaken for “calcium deposits.”
-If the hidden items are meant to serve as symbols so as to “awaken sleeper cells,” please include a standard, boilerplate, written apology to be used in case of resulting jihad.
-“Donut as the bottom of the bucket” – just put it in there with bear-mouth-apple.
-Every Highlights Magazine Hidden Pictures puzzle is to have the “mouth and tongue” Rolling Stones emblem hidden somewhere within it.
-If the main picture is of an airport security screening station, then hiding a balloon within a character is just confusing (hidden item? Part of the picture?). Unacceptable.
-Hiding Jews in an attic might be a good route for some of you first-timers.
-Do not hide issues of Disney Magazine For Kids in your puzzle.
-Do not “hide” characters’ pants.
-“Pencil in between the fence rails” – sheesh, people. Un-hide your heads from your anuses.
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Posted by: bobby | Dec 13, 2005 at 04:04 PM
Bravo Jiff!
I thought of you guys when my wife brought a madlib book on our roadtrip last weekend to Corpus - o how fun the kid's books can be.
By the way - any of you into the Sudoku Number Puzzle thing?
Posted by: Shane | Dec 14, 2005 at 05:57 AM
Out-freakin'-standing. My senses are titillated, too. Course that has nothing to do with me liking to write words with "tit" in them.
Posted by: John | Dec 14, 2005 at 06:29 AM
This is not the first time that the phrases "textual criticism" and "pain" have appeared together.
Posted by: Taran (male) | Dec 14, 2005 at 07:49 AM
By the way, this one: "Do not hide any objects in the rear end or crotch area of any character or animal" is from their actual "submissions guideline" page.
Posted by: Jiff | Dec 14, 2005 at 08:15 AM
I once found the face of George Washington in the anus of a squirrel.
Posted by: bobby | Dec 14, 2005 at 10:07 AM
Greatnessing.
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Sehr gute Seite. Ich habe es zu den Favoriten.
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Nice work, Gallant.
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