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pepe guzman

well said. this is some real food for thought; i for one felt the spirit of the king and realize i may have left my first "flame broiled" love.

alway stive for the golden paper crown, dear brothers

pepe

Jif

Burger King of Kings!

This was a snicker-fest, through and through. I shall read again!

Tim

Another Bobby masterpiece.

The greatest of these is ketchup...

FluidIce

Given that our schedules are set by upper management, what is meant by "work out your schedules with fear and trembling" in 7b?

I kept glancing down for the below-the-line commentary for explanation.

bobby

Fluid, I meant to provide a link. I consulted my Commentary On The Letters And Convention Speeches Of Paul, and it leaves me wanting a bit. It says that our "schedules were made before we were ever hired, even before the foundation of the franchise." Seems like it just creates more questions, you know?

Tim

Damn, I loves my theology mixed with corporate franchise talk.

FluidIce

Yes...Yes...many questions. While it seems the King has hardcoded it His way, I know I can have it my way too. But how can this be? Is my way His, or His way mine. Can my way ever *not* be His way? And can He make a burger he can't eat?

Tim

And can He make a burger he can't eat?

One of most thought provoking questions of our time.

bobby

I can't remember if I asked you this before, FluidIce, but will you marry me?

FluidIce

No, sorry, I interpret Paul's letter to the Far West Territory (1:27) as establishing a timeless principle that the King frowns upon placing pickles between two buns.

Tim

Fluid, stop teasing him like that. You know you're only making it worse.

Tracy (Gabe's mom) Linton

Clever. Reminds me of Joe Wenderoth's _Letters to Wendy's_ (Atlanta: Verse Press, 2000)--a series of notes supposedly submitted on Wendy's comment cards.

Tim

Tracy, you never stop by anymore. Don't be a stranger.

bobby

F-Ice: You should lay off the Burger King James translation. Most modern versions "look the other way," so long as a condiment is used.

Jif

And that last comment wins it all out.

Tim

Oh yeah!

Jif

Why does our site look so weird all of a sudden?

bobby

It's Tim's doin's. Don't know the alchemy, only know that I feel more patriotic.

bobby

I think by now this letter to the franchise managers is as old as that one to the Galatians. We need some POSTS up in this joint!

Tim

I would have posted a new one today, but I had to attend a sexual harrassment seminar this afternoon.

bobby

A postable situation if ever there was one. (...were one?)

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