GAMES MISSING FROM THE “NES NINTENDO EVERY GAME EVER MADE” EBAY AUCTION ITEM (JD)

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• Mike Tyson’s Wife Punch-Out

• ColonChew 2

• Dale Earnhardt’s Wall Slam

• PAX-man (family friendly)
• Konkey Dong
• Race Riot 1960
• Spare Affair Basketball: Sleepy v. KJ
• Lee Trevino Boxing
• Donnie Wizard in the Land of Enchanted Farts
• Muppet Adventure 8: Kermit Raises an Army of the Undead
• Super Mario Brothels
• Sew or Die
• Sesame Street: Who Lives in that Old Fridge?
• Tecmo Bowel
• Lie Detector: Divorce Court Edition
• Methroid
• BJ & The Bear’s Hillbilly Truck-Haulin’ Adventure
• Cambodian Napalm Assault
• Precious Moments: Talk it Out
• TB Vaccine Hunt Against Time
• Flight Simulator 9: Death to Infidels
• Rub!
• Sophie’s Choice
• Encyclopedia Brown and the Mystery of the Dead Hooker
• ATF: Well-Armed but Peaceful Cult Raid
• Nude Hobo Tag
• Ikari Warrios IV: Tet Offensive

• Indiana Jones and the Pixelated Relic

• Shower Shiv
• Mickey’s Adventures in Pluto
• WNBA Perimeter Brick Shoot-Out

Comments

[stevie]

As I get reading, and get in the rhythm of these jokes, I just lose it. They all become hilarious to me.

Rub!
Encyclopedia Brown and the Mystery of the Dead Hooker
Nude Hobo Tag
Indiana Jones and the Pixelated Relic
WNBA Perimeter Brick Shoot-Out

[bobby]

Every one great. PAX-Man, Mario Brothels, Sew or Die, Kermit/Undead...

I just found these in my garage:

Harry Potter and the Very Attractive Horse
Galagalingus
Lil' Sambo's Adventures In Modesto
Triumph Of The Will 3: Riefenstahl's Revenge
Weekend Whack Attack
Win, Lose, Or Draw Bert Convy's Tumor!

[Bradford]

Favorites:

Spare Affair Basketball: Sleepy v. KJ

Precious Moments: Talk it Out

Shower Shiv

Also, left out:

Pocket Pool

Rosa Parks: Get to the Front!

My Little Pony: Glue Factory

Cavity Search

S.C.A.T.: Special Cybernetic Attack Team...Wait. My bad. It actually is on the list.

[Jiff]

Um, also really on the list: "Lee Trevino's Fighting Golf." For reals.

[Jiff]

Also, thanks to (I assume) Bobby, for cleaning up my post. My computer HATES when I post... it misformats it.

[bobby]

I did my best. But it wouldn't allow me to remove the gaps around Colon Chew and Indiana Jones. Perhaps those have been singled out as Fate's faves.

More from a box in my closet:

Heidi Fleiss's Joystick Parade
Underground Railroad Race
Pack-A-Pew

[Tim]

I'm sitting here in tears at my desk, laughing aloud and wishing I'd thought of this. Bravo to Jiff! Bobby and Brad, also great! The ones that got me most:

1) Sesame Street: Who Lives in that Old Fridge?
2) Dale Earnhardt’s Wall Slam
3) Konkey Dong
4) Donnie Wizard in the Land of Enchanted Farts
5) WNBA Perimeter Brick Shoot-Out
6) 7) Spare Affair Basketball: Sleepy v. KJ
7) Lil' Sambo's Adventures In Modesto!!
8) Weekend Whack Attack !!
9) Win, Lose, Or Draw Bert Convy's Tumor!

The tears are drying, but the joy has not yet faded.

[Tim]

Weekend Whack Attack. Still gets me.

So does WNBA Perimeter Brick Shoot-Out. And Donnie Wizard in the Land of Enchanted Farts. And Dale Earnhardt’s Wall Slam.

Such a treat.