3rd Chair Trombone

THE FIRST SNAP WAS A WARNING (JD)

3CT Friday afternoon dance lesson! (TS)

Yes sir, I can boogie, thanks to your uncomfortable demonstration.

 

VIETNAMESE-CONTROLLED ROBOT-MCCAIN SUDDENLY SPRINGS TO LIFE (JD)

PLEASE STAND BY

Things For Which I Cannot Forgive JIFF DAVENPORT (BH)

 

• Hatred for Bloom County.
• Won't return my wheelbarrow.
• Use of the word "pork-barrel" in mixed company.
• Those crotchless capris pants he gets away with.
• Incessant quoting from Ladybugs.
• Personal relationship with Hermes, the god of flight, commerce, and travelers.
• Eats all the E.L. Fudge.
• Can bend finger in four places.
• Stumbled on single, unifying theory of Relativity and Quantum Physics, but won't say.
• Likes the itching AND the swelling.
• Made NYT best seller list twice with same book: Behind the Scenes at Dynasty.
• Can talk his way out of jury duty and church.
• Always smells like beenie-weenie.
• Outbid me for Alex Trebek's mustache.
• Hides my security thesaurus.
• Facebook friends with Koppel.
• Still holds Q-Bert high score, Town & Country Mall arcade, Houston, TX

• Perfect pitch.

WHAT'S WRONG WITH THIS PICTURE? 2 (JD)

Do you think Breathed or his publishing syndicate licensed the use of Opus on an ice bucket Stevie and I discovered in a Canadian motel bathroom?

WHAT'S WRONG WITH THIS PICTURE? (JD)

Pulitzer-prize winning cartoonist Berkely Breathed announced he is retiring.

What's wrong with his AP File photo?

From "The Best of Rosie Perez" (The Filling Station Years) (TS)

From a gas station near Salinas, CA, this sign was spotted on the walk-in cooler opposite the men's room.  Make these words your words.

And in case you can't read too good: 

Mako! (TS)