Say It Isn’t So
Say, ooh, say it isn’t so, say, ooh, say it isn’t so, say, say, it isn’t so-oh-oh-oh, it isn’t so, no, it isn’t so-oh-oh-oh, it isn’t so, no, say, say, it isn’t so-oh-oh-oh, it isn’t so, no, it isn’t so-oh-oh-oh, it isn’t so, no, say, say it isn’t so, say, say it isn’t so, say, say it isn’t so, say, say it isn’t, so, say it isn’t, say it isn’t, say it isn’t, so, say it isn’t.
Kiss On My List
La-la-la-la-la-la-la-la -la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la, because your kiss, because your kiss, because your kiss is on my list, ahhhhhhhh, because your kiss, because your kiss, because your kiss is what I miss, la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la -la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la, because your kiss, because your kiss, because your kiss is what I miss, because your kiss, because your kiss, because your kiss is on my list, ahhhhhhhh, ahhhhhh, because your kiss, because your kiss, because your kiss is on my list, ahhhhh, ohhh, ohhh.
You Make My Dreams
Ooh, ooh, hoo, hoo, ooh, you, you-hoo, you-ooh, you make my dreams, you-ooh, ooh, ooh, hoo, hoo, ooh, you, you make my dreams, you-hoo, you-ooh, you-ooh, ahhhhhhh, ahhhhhhhhh, ahhhhhhhhh, you-hoo, you-hoo, ooh, ooh, you, ooh, ooh, you make my dreams, you-hoo, you-hoo, ooh, ooh, you, ooh, ooh, you make my dreams, you-hoo, you-hoo, ooh, ooh, you, ooh, ooh, you make my dreams.
Private Eyes
Oooooooooooooooooh, ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh, private eyes, watching you, every move, private eyes, they’re watching you, eye-ize, ooooooooooooooooooh, ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh, private eyes, watching you, every move, private eyes, they’re watching you, eye-ize, private yes, watching you, every move, private eyes, they’re watching you, private eye-ize, private eye-ize, watching you, ahhhhhhh, private eyes, watching you, every move, private eyes, watching you, ahhhhhhhhh, private eyes, watching you, every move.
Maneater
Woah-oh here she comes, woah-oh here she comes, woah-oh here she comes, woah-oh here she comes, woah-oh here she comes, woah-oh here she comes, woah-oh here she comes, woah-oh here she comes, woah-oh here she comes, woah-oh here she comes, watch out, woah-oh here she comes, she’s a maneater, woah-oh here she comes, woah-oh here she comes, watch out, woah-oh here she comes, woah-oh here she comes, she’s a maneater, woah-oh here she comes, woah-oh here she comes, woah-oh here she comes, watch out, woah-oh here she comes, she’s a maneater.
The shame of Oates, laid bare. It had to be done.
Brilliant, JD.
Posted by: bobby | Aug 06, 2009 at 09:34 AM
Delightful.
John Stossel always did get the short end of the stick.
Posted by: Tim | Aug 07, 2009 at 12:59 AM
Tim, it took me till TODAY to get that joke.
Also, the same album cover was used in triumphant Goodness Episode 3 as a prop. But then, John Oates is used to that.
Posted by: bobby | Aug 13, 2009 at 03:51 PM