When you buy a discount trombone, sometimes you get one without a spit valve. Guess that's why I'm third chair.
3rd Chair Trombone is served up by three different sentient beings. The initials in the post titles will help clue you in... TS = Tim S. He is speedy and lean and his chicken jalfrezi will make you weep. BH = Bobby H. He has a head of exploding hair, all of it rentable. JD = Jiff D. He crosses his legs when he eats, though he is standing.