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How did I not ever hear about this? It's like when I found out Ricky Gervais had been in an 80s pop band. I guess Hollywood is good about sweeping up its messes pretty quickly.
Posted by: Tim | May 10, 2009 at 05:42 PM
Straight to video! Apparently the cover doesn't mention midgies.
Posted by: Jiff | May 10, 2009 at 07:02 PM
This looks like everybody involved's student film.
Posted by: bobby | May 10, 2009 at 09:23 PM
I think the original, working title was "Regent Thesis."
Posted by: Jiff | May 10, 2009 at 09:56 PM
They only did shorts.
Posted by: bobby | May 11, 2009 at 07:10 AM
Heaven help me, I can't stop watching this. "When the going gets rough, it's only the size of your heart that counts...."
Posted by: jenny | May 11, 2009 at 12:04 PM
I promise you, for the first half of this I thought it was one of those recut trailer things.
Also, this thing stinks of movie star community service. "Matthew McConaughey, I sentence you to three months on the set of Tip Toes."
Posted by: bobby | May 11, 2009 at 01:14 PM
That's EXACTLY what I thought, as well (the fake-trailer thing). I was, um, shocked when I realized it was real.
Gary Oldman, welcome to your room in hell.
Posted by: Jiff | May 11, 2009 at 06:03 PM
I thought it was recut too.
Highlights from the film:
**Oldman's tapdance routine through a field of oversized candy canes as he sings "I Could Be a Lil' Sweeter (If the World Was a Lil' Smaller)"
**Kate Beckinsdale's character finally learning to "accept" a little person by holding his tiny hand and helping him across the street to the Juvenile Bootery where he's going to buy his tiny little children's shoes
**Peter Dinklage scowling through every scene he's in
**McConaughey unknowingly urinating on his own mother
Posted by: Tim | May 11, 2009 at 11:27 PM
I thought it was a re-cut job until I read these comments.
Posted by: stevie | May 12, 2009 at 08:48 AM
Real film. I've seen it on the new release wall at my Blockbuster.
I DARE one of you to rent it.
OR... this could be saved for Colorado June Guy Wrestling Explosion Time!
Posted by: Jiff | May 12, 2009 at 02:46 PM
the reason this movie's wheels shot off isn't (shockingly) because of the dwarfs or shitty writing -- it's because they cast matt mcconaughey to play a man with a moral compass. HE's the man with a magnanimous heart (?).
impossible.
Posted by: pepe guzman | May 13, 2009 at 06:31 AM
well said, peepee
Posted by: stevie | May 19, 2009 at 01:59 PM
Indictment!
Posted by: bobby | May 19, 2009 at 08:09 PM